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| All packed up and ready to move. |
The middle of July was a whirlwind for me. Bastille day, July 14th was my “closing date”. The process of buying and selling real estate always seems like a medieval exercise to me. Papers and titles and deeds and notes all flurry around a small office. The only thing that tangibly changes is that my name is written on a few dozen pieces of paper. After that, I get the keys.
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| The ADT Alarm guy was pretty expedient. He worked while the cleaners cleaned. |
It’s always struck me as odd, how we as a society address property ownership. It’s really an intellectual idea that’s tied to physical stuff. Energy tied to matter. When we “own” something, it doesn’t change intrinsically, but our interaction with it changes. Basically, it becomes legal for us to use it as it was intended. I couldn’t walk into this house on Thursday, but Friday after 10 am, it was mine. Same house, (slightly) different universe.
But enough of that! I had to run a MOVING DAY. I had it all planned out top to bottom – beginning to end. And as is tradition with moving days, all the plans disintegrated and the detritus ended up giving the same result, just with much more anxiety along the way.
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| Apparently, if you sign your name a bunch of times, they give you keys. |
The original plan was simple – Close on the house on Friday, and then on Saturday we’d get the cleaners, ADT and AT&T to work in the morning while packing up the moving truck at the apartment. After the workers were done, we’d unpack the truck on Saturday around noon, and then hit IKEA on Sunday. IKEA would deliver Monday and we’d have a house by Tuesday.
Not even close.
Friday, before the closing, I met my realtor, Dave at the house and we walked through the property to make sure it wasn’t on fire or filled with corpses or anything. (It wasn’t.) Then as we were leaving, Dave noticed my neighbor standing outside. “Meet the neighbor?” he asked. I thought this would be a good idea, and it hadn’t even occurred to me that I’d have to know neighbors since I had been so reclusive in my cocoon-apartment for so long.
I didn’t realize it, but this neighbor was fairly reclusive, and his being outside was a bit unusual. I introduced myself as the new neighbor, and he immediately asked “Are you coming to the block party tomorrow?” I was surprised, as there had been no mention of a block party in any of the pre-sales emails between realtors and buyers and sellers. My brain raced – a block party meant that the street would be closed, and my truck would not be able to make it to the house and my new house would be ruined due to a terribly botched move. I might not even see an IKEA that weekend… I panicked.
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| Of course there were surplus boxes. I gave them away for free on facebook. |
It turns out, I’m pretty good at re-arranging moving parts of planned weekend moves. I kept all the tradespeople on Saturday (AT&T, ADT, housecleaners, etc.) but switched the movers to Sunday. On Saturday, I worked to prepare the house and pack up the rest of my stuff in my apartment. I also met many new neighbors at the block party whose names I have completely forgotten.
I figured there wasn’t that much stuff to move since I was only moving boxes, beds, and my kitchen table. I was wrong – there was a lot going on. It turned out that I needed that extra day to pack. I hit Home Depot, bought extra boxes, and congratulated myself on packing up EVERYTHING in my house.
The next morning, I confidently ambled over to the U-Haul lot to pick up my truck. The lot was, of course, closed because if it were open, it would have been too easy. My reservation wasn’t going to be honored. Also, it was starting to rain. Also, my movers were showing up at the old apartment expecting 4 hours of moving work. Second panic attack. I had a packed up apartment, no beds, no food, movers, and no truck. And it was raining.
Of course in the city of Chicago there’s always a truck available somewhere. 30 minutes after filing my useless customer complaint with uHaul, I found myself in a snappy yellow Penske truck from Home Depot. Truck acquired, rain abating, I met the movers at the apartment, loaded up my crap, and moved my family.
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| IKEA never fails to impress. |
It’s funny that all of this drama happened in the space of a weekend – and it really only affected me. I was spending all the money I had (and more) on this house. I had signed my name to documents that continued a chain of custody for a weird little triangle of dirt that went back over a century. I got keys and a piece of paper that made me the owner and king of that triangle of dirt. The universe changed, I expended a ton of energy, and I got a little piece of the world that I can call my own.
I never made it to IKEA by the way – I bought everything online, and had it all delivered for $99. And it looks amazing.